Linux geek, web developer, Pixies fan. Utopian in beliefs. Hopeless romantic. Sitcom addict. Adore American culture and miss the 60's. Interested in practicing my English, so some posts may be in English while others are in Russian, depending on my mood. Feel free to correct me :)
It’s two months since I don’t eat cows. I like cows. They’re big and smart, like deers and moose. I eat in McDonald’s like once a week, and now I only eat chicken burgers. They taste bad, but it’s nice to think that maybe one less cow will be murdered just because it tastes good.
$timer = new Timer;
$timer->start();
// some code...
$timer->stop();
// some more code...
$timer->stop(true);
/**
* PHP script execution timer
* @author Bohdan Zhuravel
* @version .1
*/
class Timer {
private $time;
const format =
"<strong>Execution Time</strong>: %s seconds<br />";
public function start() {
$this->_set();
}
public function stop($die = false) {
$this->_get() or $this->_set();
$s = round($this->_time() - $this->_get(), 4);
$this->_set();
printf(self::format, $s);
$die and die;
}
private function _get() {
return $this->time;
}
private function _set() {
$this->time = $this->_time();
}
private function _time() {
$time = explode(' ', microtime());
$time = $time[1] + $time[0];
return $time;
}
}
#php
#microtime
Sorry I haven’t posted lately. I fear I’ve run out of things to say.
Like we’re on an awkward 4th date, staring at each other in silence.
Here are some photos of me chillaxing though.
There’s a place in your life where you put away your dreams, because stability is more important than blah blah blah. So if you don’t at least take a genuine swing at being who you want to be now, when you don’t have a family yet, chances are high you’ll end up being a lousy model to your children.
#things that keep me awake at night
This picture above describes how I felt for the past two weeks.
I had really bad teeth, I mean really bad. I think it had gotten so fragile and sensitive because of the years of drinking coffee and brushing once a day. Every now and then I felt pain but I didn’t do anything with it because the pain was bearable and very quick. But then two weeks ago I felt excruciating toothache and went to my first dentist appointment since… it’s been so long I can’t even remember when, and my reluctance to visit the dentist cost me, in total, around 1200 dollars. Not to mention that I couldn’t eat (and speak) normally because I could barely open my mouth and chewing was extremely painful. But now I’m writing this while eating Greek salad and it feels like the happiest day of my life.
http://www.codeschool.com/courses/css-cross-country
Challenge 1/6 : External Stylesheets
index.html:
<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<title>Sven's Snowshoe Emporium</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css" />
</head>
<body>
<section class="content">
<header>
<h1>Sven's Snowshoe Emporium</h1>
</header>
</section>
</body>
</html>
style.css:
body {
color: #4b4648;
font-family: tahoma, arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 14px;
}
.content {
border: 1px solid #cac3c6;
margin: 0 auto;
padding: 20px;
width: 260px;
}
h1 {
color: #6d9fac;
font-size: 22px;
text-align: center;
}
Challenge 2/6 : ID Selector
#slogan {
text-align: center;
font-style: italic;
}
Challenge 3/6 : Compound Selector
.content { border: 2px solid #ccc; }
.content.home { border: 0; }
Challenge 4/6 : Style Specificity
index.html:
<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<title>Sven's Snowshoe Emporium</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css" />
</head>
<body>
<section class="content home">
<header>
<h1>Sven's Snowshoe Emporium</h1>
<h2>"For the Snow-Savvy Shoe-Shopper"</h2>
</header>
</section>
</body>
</html>
style.css:
header { background: #e0e2e6; }
Challenge 5/6 : Floats
aside {
width: 120px;
float: right;
margin-left: 10px;
margin-bottom: 10px;
}
Challenge 6/6 : Columns
aside { float: right; width: 120px; }
article { float: left; width: 120px; }
#html5
#css3
#code school solutions
There’s all sorts of magic to be had with numbers, and many mathematicians have made entire careers in finding these little tricks that are mostly useless, but fun anyway. Unfortunately, a lot of calculators are going to truncate the results of this trick, but if you manage to get a hold of…
This is actually the craziest chart about Apple following their insane earnings today.
There is exactly one company on that entire list that is not an oil and gas company. And they’re not that far from the top.
http://www.codeschool.com/courses/coffeescript
Challenge 1/7 : Variable Assignment
person = "Bohdan"
Challenge 2/7 : Functions
greet = -> alert "Hello CoffeeScript"
Challenge 3/7 : Functions II
greet = (argument) -> alert argument
Challenge 4/7 : Functions III
greet = (argument1, argument2) -> alert argument1 + " " + argument2
Challenge 5/7 : Functions IV
greet = (name='Stranger') -> alert name
Challenge 6/7 : Functions V
greet = (name='Stranger') ->
"Hello, #{name}"
Challenge 7/7 : Sum Function
sum = (argument1, argument2) -> return argument1 + argument2#coffeescript #javascript #jquery #code school solutions
1988:
2009:
The spades go, Down! Down! Baby! Down! Down the roller coaster! Sweet, sweet baby! Sweet, sweet delectable! Shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop! Shimmy, shimmy rock! Shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop! Shimmy, shimmy rock! I met a girlfriend a triscuit! She said a triscuit a biscuit! Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top! Ooh Shelly, walking down the street, ten times a week! I met it! I said it! I stole my mother’s credit! I’m cool! I’m hot! Sock me in the stomach three more times!#big #tom hanks #youtube
http://www.codeschool.com/courses/jquery-air-captains-log
Challenge 1/12 : HTML Value
$('ol.economy-class li.row:first li:first').html();
Challenge 2/12 : Text Value
$('ol.economy-class li.row:first li:first a').text();
Challenge 3/12 : Text Value II
$('ol.economy-class li.row:eq(1) li:eq(3)').html();
Challenge 4/12 : Attributes
$('ol.economy-class li.row:eq(1) li:eq(3) a').attr('href');
Challenge 5/12 : Data Attributes
$('ol.economy-class li.row:eq(1) li:eq(3) a').data('seat');
Challenge 6/12 : Click Event
$('div.seating-chart a.available').click(selectSeat);
function selectSeat(event) {
event.preventDefault();
$('.selected').removeClass('selected');
$(this).addClass('selected');
}
Challenge 7/12 : Bind Click Event
$('div.seating-chart a.available').bind({
click: selectSeat
});
Challenge 8/12 : Using Data Attributes
function selectSeat(e) {
e.preventDefault();
$('.selected').removeClass('selected');
$(this).addClass('selected');
$('#seatSelected').text($(this).data('seat'));
$('div#confirm-seat').show();
}
$('div.seating-chart li a.available').click(selectSeat);
Challenge 9/12 : Unbind Event
function selectSeat(e) {
e.preventDefault();
$('.selected').removeClass('selected').bind('click', selectSeat);
$(this).addClass('selected').unbind('click', selectSeat);
$('#seatSelected').text($(this).data('seat'));
$('#confirm-seat').show();
}
$('div.seating-chart li a.available').click(selectSeat);
Challenge 10/12 : Multiple Click Handlers
$('div.seating-chart ol.first-class li a.available').click(selectFirstClass);
$('div.seating-chart ol.economy-class li a.available').click(selectSeat);
Challenge 11/12 : Live
$('#confirm-first-class a.confirm-upgrade').live('click', confirmUpgrade);
Challenge 12/12 : Delegate
$("#confirm-first-class").delegate("a.confirm-upgrade", "click", confirmUpgrade);
#jquery
#javascript
#code school solutions
Better than the original, sounds like it was written for her.
And no, Drake’s version is not the original. Original is by Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx.
I hope you all had a safe and fun New Year. Even those who TL;DR’d.
My New Year’s resolution is the same as last year’s — 1366×768.
